How do you concentrate when there’s so much going on in the world? I can’t. But here’s 12 things that have come across my brain desk this week…
Always nice to get my band, Me & My Drums, back together.

“Please proceed, Governor” is the new “Go eff yourself, San Diego.”
I do enjoy a good Yankees’ loss.
“I have to go pick up Gandhi’s grandson,” I said.
“That’s not something you hear every day,” Erin replied.
“It’s not something I say every day.”
“That’s not something you hear every day,” Erin replied.
“It’s not something I say every day.”

Hardest decision of the week: haunted hayride or haunted walk. I have no idea how you pick one over the other and what your basis would be for doing so.
Best Shows on Television Right Now (in no particular order & determined by yours truly): Homeland, Parks and Recreation, Boardwalk Empire, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and The Office. Yes, The Office. It’s making a comeback in its final season. Biggest difference between this season and last season is that this season I’m laughing because things are funny, not laughing because I feel bad for the show and feel like I should.
Your weekly SAT Analogy- CVS : Rite Aid :: Target : Wal Mart
Local Natives are back, which is great news.
I can’t tell if I’m bad at fantasy football or just unlucky. Either way, I’m not winning, which is unfortunate. Get your shit together Matthew Stafford!
How come the weirdness of Mormonism hasn’t been talked about more during this election? I mean, that shit’s weird.
Pumpkin flavored beer is my favorite non-beer tasting beer.
Categories: Current Events, Life Lessons
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