Not one of the awards, but who won the actual show? Hint: it’s wasn’t Russell Crowe.
We only watched half of it, but that was enough! We give dap to the maker of the Mani Cam, praise Kelly Osbourne’s newfound cuteness and give Seth MacFarlane a pass.
Predictions for the 2013 Academy Awards
Admitting you don’t know something is one thing. Admitting what some of these things are is another.