Today in Awesome: The New Elysium Trailer

By Ryan O'Connell on 06/14/2013 • ( 0 )

People questioning your manliness after parading around in a Speedo and making out with Michael Douglass?

Possibly.

Even if you are Matt Damon.

So what better way to combat all that questioning than by rocking an outfit like this?

And doing things like this?

That should work.

It’s definitely a departure from looking like this…

And you know, like this…

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It was the 80’s dude.

In Elysium it’s 2159. Things have changed. Jodie Foster is cock-blocking folks from free cancer screenings, you need a bone saw to not die in five days and the robots don’t get sarcasm.

This is no place for bleached blond hair.

Apparently it’s no place for hair at all.

But either way, the extended trailer for Elysium was released today and it looks impressively bad ass. It’s how I imagine they wanted the remake to Total Recall to look like. This is the End still holds the title for Summer Movie I’m Most Excited to See, but Elysium is certainly making a case for the second spot, especially with all the sub par reviews Man of Steel is getting.

Check out the trailer and see for yourself.